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| Posted by
| Terry
USA (87 posts) Bio
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| Date
| Fri 27 Nov 2009 04:38 PM (UTC) Amended on Fri 27 Nov 2009 04:41 PM (UTC) by Terry
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| So, I was thinking about what might happen if an inquisitive and a paranoid were locked in a room together... After much thought, this is the best solution I could come up with:
HAI
CAN HAS FREEKOWT?
CAN HAS QWESTYUNZ?
I HAS A VARIABLE PARUHNOYD IS "FRANKEH"
I HAS A VARIABLE INQWISUTIVE IS "BOBBEH"
IM IN YR LOOP
I HAS QUESTION IN INQWISUTIVE IZ "HAI! WUTZ YR NAME??"
VISIBLE GIMMEH QWESTYUN OUTTA INQWISUHTIVE
MAK PARUHNOYD FREEKOWT
GIMMEH ALIVE OUTTA INQWISUHTIVE
IZ ALIVE LEIK RLY?
YARLY
VISIBLE "MAH PARUHNOYD SYZ AND HUDDULZ IN MAH CORNER"
VISIBLE "MAH INQWISUHTIVE FWOWNZ AND PONDURZ THOHTFULLY..."
CAN CATNAP FOR 10S
NOWAI
GTFO
KTHX
KTHX
VISIBLE "OH WELZ..."
KTHXBAI
Poor Bobby never even learns Frankie's name is Frankie! We shall always mourn Bobby's passing for all eternity. :( *mourn* | | Top |
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| Posted by
| Hanaisse
Canada (114 posts) Bio
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| Date
| Reply #1 on Fri 27 Nov 2009 04:45 PM (UTC) |
| Message
| | er... what? |
aka: Hana
Owner in Training of: Fury of the Gods
alm-dev.org:4000 | | Top |
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| Posted by
| Terry
USA (87 posts) Bio
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| Date
| Reply #2 on Fri 27 Nov 2009 04:53 PM (UTC) |
| Message
| | Lol, I'm bored. =P (It's LOLcode, btw. Some cracked up "language" that was made as a joke, and somehow managed to catch. :P http://www.lolcode.com/) | | Top |
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| Posted by
| Twisol
USA (2,257 posts) Bio
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| Date
| Reply #3 on Fri 27 Nov 2009 05:53 PM (UTC) Amended on Fri 27 Nov 2009 06:05 PM (UTC) by Twisol
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| Message
| So what are FREEKOWT and QWESTYUNZ? I'm assuming they're not standard libraries, so what do they contain?
Otherwise, that's hilarious. :D For the less LOL-inclined, here's a pseudo-port (pseudo because I'm not a LOLCODE guru) to C:
void freakout(char* str, int* alive)
{
// ...?
}
int main()
{
char* paranoid = "Frankie";
char* inquisitive = "Bobby";
int alive = 1;
while (1)
{
printf("Hi! What's your name?\n");
freakout(paranoid, &alive);
if (alive)
{
printf("Frankie sits and huddles in the corner.\n");
printf("Bobby frowns and ponders thoughtfully...\n\n");
// Do something to pause for 10 seconds.
}
else
break;
}
printf("Oh well.");
return 42;
}
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'Soludra' on Achaea
Blog: http://jonathan.com/
GitHub: http://github.com/Twisol | | Top |
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| Posted by
| Hanaisse
Canada (114 posts) Bio
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| Date
| Reply #4 on Fri 27 Nov 2009 06:02 PM (UTC) Amended on Fri 27 Nov 2009 06:03 PM (UTC) by Hanaisse
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| Message
| Ohh, ok. Found the same thing over at Mudbytes after this then it made sense. Well, sense in terms of what it was (cause the code doesn't make sense :P)
break = gtfo <--- only funny part :) |
aka: Hana
Owner in Training of: Fury of the Gods
alm-dev.org:4000 | | Top |
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| Posted by
| Twisol
USA (2,257 posts) Bio
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| Date
| Reply #5 on Fri 27 Nov 2009 06:05 PM (UTC) |
| Message
| *laughs* Yeah.
I'm curious which dialect/implementation of LOLCODE was used here, actually. |
'Soludra' on Achaea
Blog: http://jonathan.com/
GitHub: http://github.com/Twisol | | Top |
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| Posted by
| Terry
USA (87 posts) Bio
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| Date
| Reply #6 on Fri 27 Nov 2009 06:08 PM (UTC) |
| Message
| I'm not a LOLcode guru either, hehe. I just got bored, saw the post on Mudbytes, and decided to post here. As for the dialect, it's yours truly's. I really don't know LOLcode for the life of me...
As for what those libraries are, what's basically happening is, the inquisitive is harrassing the paranoid, and the paranoid then freaks out, goes berserk, and lashes out at the inquisitive. Eventually, our poor curious Bobby is slain. Alas... He shall truly be mourned. :( | | Top |
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| Posted by
| Twisol
USA (2,257 posts) Bio
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| Date
| Reply #7 on Fri 27 Nov 2009 06:10 PM (UTC) |
| Message
| So that was really pseudo-LOLCODE, then. Hahah, nice. :)
I figured that's what was happening, but I was curious what was actually in the libraries at a technical level. ;) |
'Soludra' on Achaea
Blog: http://jonathan.com/
GitHub: http://github.com/Twisol | | Top |
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| Posted by
| David Haley
USA (3,881 posts) Bio
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| Date
| Reply #8 on Fri 27 Nov 2009 08:46 PM (UTC) |
| Message
| | Technically Lolcode is a real, proper language, and you can (in principle, at least) write real programs in it with enough libraries. But indeed I don't think that snippet would actually function as described given that there is no state changing event to make one of the two "actors" no longer "alive" -- since we're told that they're not in fact standard libraries or anything like that. (In fact, they're assigned to strings.) |
David Haley aka Ksilyan
Head Programmer,
Legends of the Darkstone
http://david.the-haleys.org | | Top |
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